My Future Husband Is a Robot w/ Comedian Zach Noe Towers

This week, comedian Zach Noe Towers talks modern dating, staying single, cosmetic procedures, Juicy Couture nostalgia, and why a rotisserie chicken might be the ultimate red carpet accessory. Plus: the surprising truth about Girl Scout Cookies that sent Miranda down a the rabbit hole.

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Sign up and get 10% off at If you are interested in advertising on this podcast email advertising@ CHAPTERS: 01:00 Hyperfixations of the week 02:36 The Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy 07:31 Zach's Three Life Dilemmas 08:15 Filler, Facelifts & Cosmetic Procedures 10:25 Renting vs. Buying a Home 11:20 Relationship or the Fun Single Life? 15:15 Rotisserie Chicken Red Carpet 24:17 T-Pot Topic 27:13 Attachment Styles 31:40 Would You Date an AI Boyfriend? 32:50 The Juiciest Gossip We've Heard About Ourselves 37:00 Hair Transplants 44:00 2000s Fashion 49:25 T-Pot Confession 53:45 The Toast!

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