Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
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June 10, 2026 · 1h 39m
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Jun 3 · 1h 10m
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May 27 · 1h 20m
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May 20 · 1h 41m
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May 13 · 1h 18m
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May 6 · 1h 36m
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Apr 29 · 1h 9m
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Apr 15 · 1h 33m
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Apr 8 · 1h 13m
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