Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
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September 9, 2026 · 1h 46m
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Sep 2 · 2h 22m
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Aug 26 · 2h 5m
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Aug 19 · 1h 38m
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Aug 12 · 1h 47m
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Aug 5 · 1h 52m
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Jul 29 · 2h 1m
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Jul 22 · 2h 7m
Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/ Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jul 15 · 1h 35m
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Jul 8 · 1h 46m
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